Friday, April 23, 2010

Angelina Tracy cheating with Charlie Sheen says In Touch

According to In Touch magazine, lingerie model/escort Angelina Tracy and Charlie Sheen have been seen together. The Huffington Post reveals that it was no average shady rendezvous, however. Brooke Mueller's husband – who’s going through rehab like she is right now – was spotted outside of Angelina Tracy's Studio City apartment wearing dark glasses, a hooded sweatshirt, and…wait for it… a fake mustache! These days, Charlie Sheen jokes write themselves. Like no faxing payday loans, they’re just too easy.

An enabler: Angelina Tracy?

Rehab programs – at least those of the 12-step variety – typically don’t advise patients like Charlie Sheen to date any person, Angelina Tracy included. They don't advise it until patients have things under control anything, which sprinting around in a fake mustache indicates Sheen definitely doesn't have things under control. Unhealthy relationships don't help recovery, and that would include anything that might exploit addictions or otherwise enable bad behavior. All reports – including those from In Touch, a publication that isn't officially licensed therapist but plays one on paper – claim that Sheen struggled ever given that the Brook Mueller's 911 call at Christmas when he was arrested. All of his rendezvous with $3,000/hour escorts while in rehab doesn't indicate that his issues are clearing up.

Some nuggets from the In Touch Angelina Tracy/Charlie Sheen story

If Sheen wants to show Brooke that he has changed, then he will have to bite the bullet, face reality, and adhere to whichever fidelity cliche his conscience suggests. In Touch writes that “He is seeing Brooke and the kids a lot and is good about continuing treatment,” and that he has been “sweet” to his estranged wife. However, Mueller has rightfully taken it all with a grain of salt. In other salty news Angelina Tracy (professional name: Nina) loves a lot of salt on her margarita glass. Charlie shouldn't be drinking non-virgin stuff right now, what with rehab and all.

Sheen takes his shenanigans 100 proof – No virgins here

Mix that with over proof libations and you also have yourself a train wreck. In Touch quotes someone who saw Sheen leaving Angelina Tracy’s apartment as saying that “He ran down to his car. … It seemed like he wanted to leave as quickly as possible.” Sure he did. There is so little time and so many lives to wreck. He might one day think of his kids and get it, but don't count on it. Women like Angelina Tracy are eating up the children college funds and leaving the family with another wave of celebrity offspring that is dysfunctional.



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